I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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