I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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