Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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