So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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