I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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