Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
