every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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