and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
