I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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