I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
