idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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