What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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