I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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