I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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