I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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