So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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