I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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