she takes plan B like it's going out of style
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I queefed so loud it echoed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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