i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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