You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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