Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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