i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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