I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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