so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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