Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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