she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
well you can't waste a boner
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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