i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
