Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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