It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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