You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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