your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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