I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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