Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
