Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Randomize
