After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Will exercising make me less horny?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
