Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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