Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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