Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
How external is "for external use only"?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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