my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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