Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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