DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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