I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
