we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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