SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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