What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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