So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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