How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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