Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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