She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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