We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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