I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize