WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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