I don't think brook has ever known best
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Well I just put wine in my tea
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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