This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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